Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...