Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...