Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!