Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...