Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...