Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...