No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...