Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...