Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...