Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...