‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...