Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...