Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...