Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...