Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...