Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...