There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....