A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.