Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...