Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...