2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...