The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...