Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...