Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...