Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...