Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...