Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...