A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....