I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...