Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...