The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...