Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...