Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...