Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...