Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...