Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...