Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...