I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...