What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...