The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...