Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...