Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...