50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...