Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
A light meal!
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On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Things not to say during sex!
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The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...