You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!