Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
A very interesting fact
|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...