2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...