Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...