A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...