Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...