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yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
The Best Time?
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Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...